asscracks

2005-08-07T11:03:00.000-07:00

i.c. o.c.'s mischa barton's asscrack

2005-08-07T10:59:00.000-07:00

kirsten dunst with pets

2005-08-07T10:58:00.000-07:00

natalie portman digs in

2005-08-07T10:49:00.000-07:00

jessica alba crackflash

2005-08-07T09:59:00.000-07:00

cindy crawford gets air

2005-07-23T14:56:00.000-07:00

lindsay lohan fully loaded

2005-07-23T13:57:00.000-07:00

ashlee simpson baggage claim

2005-06-30T20:33:00.000-07:00

blue

2005-06-30T20:29:00.000-07:00

mccrack

2005-06-30T20:20:00.000-07:00

thong jeans

the rise

2005-06-30T20:16:00.000-07:00

"Technically speaking, the "rise" of jeans is the distance between the crotch and waist. The average rise is about 10 inches. But on low-rise pants, it can be as little as 6 inches, depending on the brand.

Recent University of Cincinnati graduate Marianne Pusz, 23, loves low-rise jeans. She won't wear anything else and says they are a "godsend to women with big butts."

"They show off your waist," Pusz says. "But if you don't have a butt, it's not going to make you look better by having your butt hang out. Older women wear the waist-high jeans, and it doesn't matter if you're the skinniest woman on the planet, they are going to make it look like you have a butt the size of Texas."" from the cincinnati enquirer.

2005-06-28T21:04:00.000-07:00

low rise pair

I can see your butt

2005-06-28T21:00:00.000-07:00

from the detroit free press: "Some girls say they have almost no choice but to reveal their rears because low-rise pants are what stores today offer.

"Every time I sit down, (people at school) go, 'Ooh, I can see your butt.' I have to, like, pull it up," said 17-year-old Stephanie Vento.

Other girls say they don't mind.

"I think it's cute," said Eunice Choi, an 18-year-old who admits she has been known to display the top of her gluteal divide.

Choi's 20-year-old sister, Alicia, said she and her sister are just following the example of celebrities in magazines.

"They kind of brainwash us that it's sexy," Alicia Choi said."

2005-06-26T07:31:00.000-07:00

christina aguilera

"I like having sex. It's fun....I love experimenting with my sexuality. I want to try out as much as possible. It would be wrong of me to hide this side of my personality. I have fun being sexy and tough at the same time."

2005-06-26T07:20:00.000-07:00

jeans for sale

love handles

2005-06-26T07:16:00.000-07:00

"Usually paired with midriff-baring shirts—even tops that aren't cropped can't cover the exposed expanse of abdominal flesh—the jeans have redefined our collective understanding of cleavage. Then there's the oft-visible G-string that, like a bra strap, creates strange fleshy bulges as it strains against the body...These are the love handles that materialize on even the thinnest women—models and anorexics excepted—because the jeans hit a woman's body at its fleshiest point, below the hips, just above the buttocks..." from slate.

2005-06-25T18:10:00.000-07:00

sally mae beauregard

2005-06-24T20:55:00.000-07:00

britney spears squat 'n' peek

2005-06-24T20:43:00.000-07:00

high fashion

2005-06-24T20:30:00.000-07:00

high thong

generation x-rated

2005-06-24T20:29:00.001-07:00

from conservative columnist, Michelle Malkin:
"What will it take to convince the current cohort of exhibitionistas that sleaze is not sexy -- that less is not always more, that low is low-class? If Generation X-rated can't be persuaded to cover up out of moral necessity, perhaps they will listen to medical authority. A warning about the health hazards of low-rise pants was published in the Canadian Medical Asssociation six months ago. According to Dr. Malvinder Parmar, a painful condition called "meralgia paresthetica" is causing wearers of hip-huggers to experience "tingling or a burning sensation" in the thighs.

Dr. Parmar's treatment: four to six weeks in -- the horror! -- loose-fitting dresses. Must have been worse than swallowing cod liver oil.

Avril and Britney and Brad need to show their fans that a little extra fabric is not a death sentence...The day when "clothed is the new naked" can't come soon enough."

2005-06-24T20:28:00.000-07:00

bench press

2005-06-24T20:11:00.000-07:00

deli

presenting

2005-06-24T20:10:00.000-07:00

"Just a few years ago, it was considered in bad taste to reveal your butt crack...Now, however, the tender cleft is in your face. Girls in low-slung jeans sit insouciantly on bar stools, "presenting" their rears like primates in heat. The jeans tug downwards, the butt balloons upwards, and at least an inch of crack blooms above the belt loops. Some have tattoos just above the crack, a titillating invitation to stare. Others brandish g-strings, which ride above the waistband...

The posterior has, intentionally or not, recently become the focal point of fashion and pop culture alike: The butt crack is the new cleavage..." from salon

2005-06-24T20:07:00.000-07:00

shamrock

2005-06-24T19:48:00.000-07:00

almost

2005-06-19T21:04:00.000-07:00

translation?

2005-06-19T10:05:00.000-07:00

hello thong!

butt wax

2005-06-19T08:59:00.000-07:00

"Proper grooming of your behind no longer begins and ends at the gym. No, no: The newly revealed ass must be treated to an entire beauty regimen of its own. You must wax your bootie to eliminate all unsightly hairs that might peep from between your cheeks. You must massage your buttocks daily to "remove excess water and facilitate lymphatic drainage, causing the skin to plump, making dimpling less noticeable," says Elle. Your butt must be tan, but not sun-damaged, making G-string beach sessions problematic and self-tanning lotions a must...

Of course you can always just buy a new butt. "Good Morning America" recently reported that butt implants, designed to give a boost to an otherwise nebbish rear end, are on the rise at $10,000 a pop." from salon

2005-06-18T19:02:00.000-07:00

low jeans

2005-06-18T17:58:00.000-07:00

paris hilton

how do you know it's paris hilton? you just know.

the pub(l)ic sphere

2005-06-18T13:59:00.000-07:00

"...Butt cleavage signifies the soft, vulnerable underside of women's entry into the pub(l)ic sphere...The fashion for showing the top inch or so of the crack is thus a classic postmodern statement about the modern woman's fissured identity, one that is all the more savvy for the fact that it is written on the body..." from critical mass

2005-06-18T12:31:00.000-07:00

life guard

2005-06-18T11:31:00.000-07:00

avril lavgne speaks: "My pants were falling off at the MuchMusic video awards. The day after the awards, there was a poll on MuchMusic’s Web site where you could vote for the funniest thing at the awards ceremony and one of them was “Avril Lavigne’s butt cleavage.” It was funny. I don’t care. My butt-crack showing is like my trademark. I wear my pants loose, and lately I’ve been so busy I’ve lost a few pounds. My ass-crack is always showing! "

2005-06-18T10:44:00.001-07:00

noncrack

2005-06-18T10:44:00.000-07:00

crack and tongue

welcome

2005-06-18T10:19:00.000-07:00

welcome to an asscrack celebration.

here we celebrate the sneak-attack crack. the ass cleavage glimpsed above low-slung pants and below a belly shirt. when she's bending over to pick up her books. or riding a bicycle quickly across campus. drunkenly forgetting herself. at home, at a club. happily showing off her pride and joy.

this is the female crack in all its unexpected beauty, whether it be famous (paris hilton caught by paparazzi, britney spears out shopping), mysteriously tattooed, fetchingly bethonged, or otherwise engaged.

ready your lenses. be vigilant. and submit. personalized cracks welcomed. remember the email: crackcollector@gmail.com.